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| lasse |
Lagt på d. 22-05-2009 15:36
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Som i alle ved, florerer der i øjeblikket en masse facts omkring Chuck Norris. Men i virkeligheden er der en mand der er endnu hårdere!!
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| lasse |
Lagt på d. 22-05-2009 15:42
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Facts of Mr. T: 1. Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang. 2. Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise. 3. The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles. 4. Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts. 5. Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. KEEP POSTED FOR MORE MR. T FACTS!!! Tha DeV!l is HeRe! |
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| elcapitan |
Lagt på d. 24-05-2009 18:58
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6. Mr. T is so scary that his hair is actually afraid to grow. The only reason he has a mohawk is because it's in his blind spot. 7. The only reason Mr. T is not Dr. T is because his thesis, entitled "Fools and Those Who Pity Them", only had a photo of Mr. T with his arms crossed. After the faculty questioned this, they were found dead with their testicles in their eye sockets, even the women. His thesis is still yet to be marked. 8. Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was. 9. Mr. T is the original black Power Ranger. 10. Mr. T and the rest of the "A-Team" were disqualified and kicked off the show "Junk Yard Wars" for violating the saftey rules and building a fully functional M1A1 Abram Main battle tank, when all they needed to build was a steam-powered catapult. 11. Mr. T can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved. 12. Mr. T stole Michael Jackson's black. 13. In the unlikely event that Mr. T ever pitied himself, the universe would immediately reboot to 1982. SAVE ME JEEBUS! [Homer Simpson] |
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| jakob |
Lagt på d. 25-05-2009 08:12
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Haha nice
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